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Staff Reports · October 22, 2026
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Pitcher Takes 41 Seconds Between Pitches to Adjust Everything He Owns
Fan Who Paid $480 for Seat Spends Entire Game Watching It on His Phone
Injury Report
| Player | Injury | Status |
|---|---|---|
| QB, Denver | Feelings | Questionable |
| WR, Miami | Ankle (contract year) | Suddenly fine |
| K, Indianapolis | Right side | Released |
| Fan, Section 312 | Nachos | Out for season |
From the Stands
The kicker was released after missing a game-winning field goal. We asked fans for their reaction.
“I could have made that kick. I have not tried, but I could have.”
“Honestly, it’s the most our team has made me feel all year.”
“Wait, we had a kicker?”
Power Rankings
This Week: Things Coaches Say Instead of ‘We Lost’
- 1“We didn’t execute.”
- 2“Credit to them.”
- 3“We’ll look at the tape.”
- 4“It’s a long season.”
- 5“I haven’t seen the replay.”